For
those of you that didn't know this, in the past when I posted
"responses" to messages that I received, I never actually sent them
back to those people. Those replies were
strictly to get a laugh from you. Well
until now....
One day
I was in a goofy mood and decided to actually respond to people that sent me
some of these messages. Where you will
see they may not be as harsh as what you are used to from me, I think you will
see the tactful art of "calling them out without them realizing
it." Opinions can be an important
thing, and typically there is no resolution when 2 parties feel strongly about
opposing sides. The ones that I find
hysterical are the repeat offenders, guys that just have no decency and just plain weird.
Here are some real responses/conversations that I have had:
#1
3/25/2012 6:32:13 PM
hey
i bet ur too stingy , stingy with that sexy body, share pls ;-) lol
gota compliment u somehow but ur probably stuckup
and want some thug or prince oh well lol
gota compliment u somehow but ur probably stuckup
and want some thug or prince oh well lol
3/25/2012 6:43:57 PM
Hi Friend -
Let me give you some advice. If you want to get a date with any women, don't call them stuck up! Not all girls want thugs, unless they are 16 and going through a phase or have daddy issues, and where all girl wants a prince, it doesn't nessicarly mean that she wants a rich guy. Basically in your first message to me you managed to offend me 3 different ways. 1. By calling me stuck up. 2. Assuming that by my looks I'm in to thugs and that I have that low of self esteem to want a non decent guy. 3. Assuming that I am some sort of gold digger with no soul that is all about money and looks. I get it, I have lost all faith in the opposite sex as well...but if you're wondering why you are not getting very many responses, rather than assuming what someone is going to be like based on their profile/pics, maybe try a different approach like "Hi, How are you doing today?" Where you screwed the pooch in meeting me due to really offending me to the point of tears... Please feel free to let me know if you try my approach, and if it works better for you!
Let me give you some advice. If you want to get a date with any women, don't call them stuck up! Not all girls want thugs, unless they are 16 and going through a phase or have daddy issues, and where all girl wants a prince, it doesn't nessicarly mean that she wants a rich guy. Basically in your first message to me you managed to offend me 3 different ways. 1. By calling me stuck up. 2. Assuming that by my looks I'm in to thugs and that I have that low of self esteem to want a non decent guy. 3. Assuming that I am some sort of gold digger with no soul that is all about money and looks. I get it, I have lost all faith in the opposite sex as well...but if you're wondering why you are not getting very many responses, rather than assuming what someone is going to be like based on their profile/pics, maybe try a different approach like "Hi, How are you doing today?" Where you screwed the pooch in meeting me due to really offending me to the point of tears... Please feel free to let me know if you try my approach, and if it works better for you!
#2
3/25/2012 5:55:48 PM
Hey, I just moved up to pittsburgh to start work for family's
security company. Hit me back if u like what u see!
3/25/2012 5:58:16 PM
hi there! Unfortunately it appears that we are not looking for
the same thing relationship wise, but thanks for your message!
Best of luck!
Best of luck!
#2
3/25/2012 6:03:26 PM
If I meet the right girl I would certainly want a relationship.
To straight up say I'm looking for a relationship seems very "I'll take
what I can get" IMO. U really shouldn't pre-judge anything based solely on
a few words regarding someone's profile - pretty silly...
3/25/2012 6:14:14 PM
It's a dating website, where people put exactly what they are
looking for on it. For those of us that aren't afraid to list that we want
relationships, seeing someone who "is looking to date but nothin
serious" screams instant vagina repellant...
#2
3/25/2012 6:19:32 PM
Haha ur crazy. Ty for saving me from much headache
3/25/2012 6:25:51 PM
Your welcome! Good luck!
#3
3/25/2012 6:56:14 PM
yeah
put up slutty pics but nobody better message you about body parts
3/25/2012 7:00:14 PM
Yes because dressing
like a nun really screams "hot".
Ron
3/25/2012 6:34:24 PM
Hi
how are u doing tonight im ron would u like to talk more on here
3/25/2012 7:20:41 PM
Hi
Ron -
You know, I'll give you credit...this is about the 15th message you have sent me now, and with every unanswered response, you just don't seem to want to give up.
You still living in your parents attic after getting kicked out of your apartment in Florida? How POF treating you?
You reeling in any good catches? I'm not going to lead you on Ron. You are a little younger than what I am looking for, and you live a little far away. I do have mad respect for you with your persistence. Where I do not see us starting a relationship other than friends that talk online, I'm more than certain that you will have no problems what so ever finding a girlfriend...or someone to stalk hahaha j/k kidding friend. If you ever need womanly advice, please look to me as a confidant, or an online wing woman, I would be more than willing to assist!
You know, I'll give you credit...this is about the 15th message you have sent me now, and with every unanswered response, you just don't seem to want to give up.
You still living in your parents attic after getting kicked out of your apartment in Florida? How POF treating you?
You reeling in any good catches? I'm not going to lead you on Ron. You are a little younger than what I am looking for, and you live a little far away. I do have mad respect for you with your persistence. Where I do not see us starting a relationship other than friends that talk online, I'm more than certain that you will have no problems what so ever finding a girlfriend...or someone to stalk hahaha j/k kidding friend. If you ever need womanly advice, please look to me as a confidant, or an online wing woman, I would be more than willing to assist!
Ron
3/25/2012 7:27:48 PM
I
live on the xxxx now and out of dads place I work alot so I got my shit
together
3/25/2012 7:31:57 PM
Awe good for you man!
Good for you!
#4
3/26/2012
6:16:40 PM
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boop beep boop beep boop beep
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3/26/2012
6:40:32 PM
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sorry i dont speak robot...i am human
#5
3/26/2012 3:56:19 PM
Hey! How is
a beautiful girl like you single?!
3/26/2012 6:58:39 PM
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#6
3/26/2012 7:00:52 PM
your last boyfriend clearly didn't spank
you enough ;)
3/26/2012 7:02:47 PM
and clearly by the disrespectful way that
you talk to women you just met, I'm guessing you end up spanking yourself a
lot..
#7
3/26/2012 9:10:38 AM
There is so much beauty in life
Beauty is a gift of God
Beauty is in the heart which touches,
another
Simplicity is beauty.
Beauty of sun setting in to ocean,
in evening
Truth is beauty, beauty is truth
Beauty is the best treasure for,
one's eye
the beauty of a love that is real.
Bright colors of the rainbow,
the beauty of spring
What is beauty?
Brown eyed Princess, Beauty is you.
Beauty is a gift of God
Beauty is in the heart which touches,
another
Simplicity is beauty.
Beauty of sun setting in to ocean,
in evening
Truth is beauty, beauty is truth
Beauty is the best treasure for,
one's eye
the beauty of a love that is real.
Bright colors of the rainbow,
the beauty of spring
What is beauty?
Brown eyed Princess, Beauty is you.
3/26/2012 7:23:58 PM
I have received this poem from you before
I'm not really in to poetry, so with me it won't help you score...
You seem like a sweet man, with a good heart
unfortunately with me, a relationship we will not start....
You deserve a mature, sweet woman in search for her knight
Where I'm a bit younger than you, your worldly knowledge fills me with fright...
My dearest Frenchman, I am confident you will find what you want from a mate...
may I suggest a new approach to your messages? one that may actually get you a date?
I'm not really in to poetry, so with me it won't help you score...
You seem like a sweet man, with a good heart
unfortunately with me, a relationship we will not start....
You deserve a mature, sweet woman in search for her knight
Where I'm a bit younger than you, your worldly knowledge fills me with fright...
My dearest Frenchman, I am confident you will find what you want from a mate...
may I suggest a new approach to your messages? one that may actually get you a date?
now off you go on your way to fish my dear
sailor
and remember to avoid poems from a woman with the last name of Taylor.
Catch a prize my friend...
and remember to avoid poems from a woman with the last name of Taylor.
Catch a prize my friend...
#8
3/26/2012 7:30:57 PM
nice dress very pretty woman you are have
you ever had a 11inch before
3/26/2012 7:50:57 PM
Normally when I go to subway, I always get
the 12 inch sub, eat half of it and save the rest for later...Since you clearly
need a lesson in class, how about you let me bite 6 inches of your dick off and
bring you back down to an average size so that you can be saved of your dick
envy?
#9
3/27/2012 5:03:19 PM
Do you think if I used the line "I'm
emotionally retarded, but your vagina sounds neat" that it could work
better than what I usually say?
Which is "let's touch each other where we pee from"?
Which is "let's touch each other where we pee from"?
3/27/2012 7:50:57 PM
Yes it would make you sound more intelligent
considering you've been asking to touch the wrong hole.
#10
3/25/2012 6:00:23 PM
When are we
getting together!?!
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#10
3/25/2012 10:53:34 PM
You don't
think I could be your perfect match?
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#10
3/26/2012 10:41:46 PM
You play hard to get!!
3/27/2012 7:28:34 PM
Clearly you don't know the difference
between playing hard to get and just completely ignoring you
Keeping it really real...this time
-Shelby
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