Thursday, October 13, 2011

Introduction to My World, As I Know It

Introduction:
Being that this is my first Blog ever, I may as well give you a backstory about who I am and life as I know it. I am currently on the virge of turning 29 years young.  I have been single for almost 4 years now and have tried everything and everything you can think of to find a potential partner.  I am one bad experience short of either turning in to a nun, or entering myself in to a mail order bride ring.  If I could remember the person that suggested online dating to me almost four years ago, knowing what I know now, I would travel back in time and kick them in the face.

My dating life for the past almost 4 years now has consisted of meeting every type of guy that you can imagine.  The bulk of these men have either been emotionally unstable or emontionally retarded.  I have noticed a trend that in most good looking men that seem too good to be true, they seem to want to be "friends with benefits".   For those of you that don't know what "friends with benefits" means, its bascially society's new code for "Hi, i'm emotionally retarded, but your vagina/penis sounds nice."

This blog is not designed to bitch and moan about the opposite sex by any means. I refuse to be that "man hating girl that should just become a lesbian and get it over with."  If anything I hope the readers of this blog can relate, laugh, and piss time away at work while being entertained with the trials and tribulations of a normal, average, late 20 something girl.

I could go on and on with the good, bad and ugly...but we will save that for another time :)

1 comment:

  1. I love you Shelby!!!! Seriously I have no idea how you haven't found a guy because you crack me up every day!

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