Handy man looking for a lady in need - 30 (any)
Date: 2011-11-03, 6:08PM EDT
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I need a place to stay and nowhere to go.Me and my gf dont get along and i want to move out but dont know where to go.I can fix about anything and im very nice to people who are nice to me.Maybe you just need a friend or more its up to you and when i know you are real i will send you a picture of me
- The poster of this ad clearly is not looking for love, he's looking for a part time job at an apartment complex that will give him a place to stay because he can fix about anything. If you can "fix" just about anything, why don't you try fixing your relationship with your girlfriend rather than offering in kind services for a place to stay? Does your girlfriend not give you a bj after you change the light bulb and that's why you are considering leaving? You have no place to go? Awe how sad, they have places for that called hotels and homeless shelters. I bet your nice to people that are nice to you, I bet a lot of people are nice to you, because you sound like you could potentially be mentally challenged.
Just looking for a real normal girl that needs a little help - 32 (north/west of pitt)
Date: 2011-11-03, 3:26PM EDT
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I have posted a couple times but nothing has come of it. I am just looking for a real normal non crazy girl that could use a little help. I do not want drama or craziness and will not cause you any either. I would love to make a friend and we can help each other with what we need. I am a decent looking nice guy and would love to talk and see if we click... Hope to hear from you soon!
- So let me get this straight, you want a normal girl that isn't crazy, but needs help? I'm not sure exactly where the poster of this message is going, but if I could suggest something? You and the guy in the above post should start your own business together because you both seem to have a common interest of helping people and fixing things, and he needs a place to stay. I'm sure your mom won't mind if you and him bunk up together in the basement, I bet it would be welcoming since your successful brother moved out and got married. It's almost like this guy is eluding towards a friends w/ benefits situation. "We can help each other with what we need." I really hope he gets a response from a girl that needs something outrageous like help with shaving her back or assistance being lifted off her couch because hey, that's what friends do right? They help each other out!
Do you want to date an older virgin? - 35 (Shaler)
Date: 2011-11-02, 1:58PM EDT
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Yes, I am an older male virgin. I'm not, I repeat not, waiting for marriage (I will never get married). Rather, I'm just a pretty introverted, reserved guy who hasn't really tried very hard in the dating realm. I'm looking to change that, and would like to find a wonderful woman in the immediate Pittsburgh area who can accept the idea of dating someone with my inexperience. I'm not looking for sex right away or anything, but I'm also not seeking a long-term relationship. I want to get my foot in the door of dating. While I'm somewhat unsure of posting this, I thought I'd give it a try.
I am about 5'10" and 135 pounds, and would like to meet a woman who is 26-33, relatively thin or average in body type, and who has no kids and doesn't smoke. If you are interested, put "Your Craigslist ad" in the subject line so I know it's not spam.
I am about 5'10" and 135 pounds, and would like to meet a woman who is 26-33, relatively thin or average in body type, and who has no kids and doesn't smoke. If you are interested, put "Your Craigslist ad" in the subject line so I know it's not spam.
- This guy clearly has no game. You are a 35 year old virgin with no intentions of getting married or being in a relationship, yet your posting a personal ad on craigslist for what exactly? If he would of just stopped at "I'm a 35 year old virgin" part, he probably could of gotten the sympathy of one girl that would do him after a couple of dates. By putting it out there that you are not marriage/relationship material, you are basically deeming yourself as a lost cause. Your about as useless as a stationary bicycle - riding you will get me nowhere. I also love how you have standards. You want someone who is a thin, with no kids and a non smoker? I guess beggars can be choosers. Since you're worried about spam, maybe you should go buy a can of it and try an "American Pie" experience. Who knows, maybe you won't ever need to attempt to date again!
sing me a love song - 18 (new castle)
Date: 2011-11-01, 11:40PM EDT
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Ima bigger girl. Not fat but now skinny. I want a man i can b happy with nd go places. i may seem like im asking for much but i been gettin no luck and want that to change, it would be nice if u were very close cuz i liv being able to c my man wenever i want, Nd them not having a problem with just eatn me out and not always get sumthin back. U must drive nd kno how to treat a girl tattoos nd piercings r big plus especially dick, nipple, tongue ones. So cum to me babby im waiting. ;)
MUST INCLUDE A PIC OF FACE!!!
MUST INCLUDE A PIC OF FACE!!!
- You sound like a real winner...First off, may I suggest you go back to school and get your GED so that you can communicate like a human being? "Not fat but now skinny? Was that supposed to say "not", and if it was does that mean you are mid-sized? Maybe the reason guys don't take you out in public in the first place is because the only language you know is food and sex? You expect to find a man that will give w/ out receiving? Please! If I were a guy reading this, I would of instantly forgotten your measly existence on this planet. As far as your pre-requisites if you can look past the driving part I suggest you lower your standards from guy with a job to prison inmate. I'm sure they would find you personality appealing. They have enough free time to both write and sing you a song about love.
HSV2 Woman Seeking HSV2 Men - 41 (Monroeville)
Date: 2011-10-25, 11:31PM EDT
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I know I've posted before but I'm serious this time. I need to meet a guy...for either friendship or more...who has the same issue that I have. (If you have HSV2, you understand how sensitive the issue is and how apprehensive we can be about disclosing it.) Please don't message me asking, "What is HSV2?" or "Is it contageous?" If you have it, you already know. If you just need to get laid, I won't even bother to respond.
-Ok so I had to Google this. HSV2 is genital herpes. Do they not have support groups for this sort of thing? Of course not! Let's just take it to craigslist. I am really pulling for this one though. If she ends up finding a boyfriend out of this, I may start believing in soul mates. "I know I've posted before but I'm serous this time" - I bet you are, as serious as genital herpes. "I need to meet a guy" - sounds to me like you've met at least one that is unforgettable! If she does happen to meet a guy with HSV2, I wonder what the dinner table conversation would consist of? To be a fly on the wall on that date...
Gorgeous College Coed Seeks Male Counterpart - 22 (Shadyside)
Date: 2011-10-24, 6:34PM EDT
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I have the beauty, brains, and the personality. That's so hard to come by, especially since I am seeking the same in a guy.
I am seeking a SWM at least 21 and under 35. A guy on the taller, muscular side would be nice.
You get my picture only after I see yours.
I can get hookups anytime I like, so I am looking for someone to take me out and eventually date.
Thanks!
:)
I am seeking a SWM at least 21 and under 35. A guy on the taller, muscular side would be nice.
You get my picture only after I see yours.
I can get hookups anytime I like, so I am looking for someone to take me out and eventually date.
Thanks!
:)
-In High School, you were probably captain of the cheerleading squad, home coming queen and adored by all of your high school peers. Welcome to college. You are now a slutty soroi-tute that has probably banged half of the frat boys on campus. After your 30th one night stand and 7th trip to the free clinic in Oakland, I'm glad you finally decided to turn to Craigslist to find a boy to "take you out and eventually date." Your age range cracks me up. You want to make sure he is at least of legal drinking age, but old enough to drop you off at your dorm in the morning before he goes to his job that he's been working at since you were in 5th grade. I'm very happy for you that you can get hook up's anytime, but haven't you learned by now that everyone is beautiful when they are drunk?
- Keeping it real
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